The Story Of My Life

Introduction.

I think I have seen enough and I have grown enough to start writing an autobiography. I, alone could not have merited such a huge job so I thank everybody who have at some point come in contact with me during my lifetime. Without you people, I would not have got anything to write. Most of the famous people who flirted with greatness have had their stories written. Probably, I'll do the great stuff sometime later. I have read life histories of Mahatma Gandhi, John Sculley, Jack Welch, Iacocca. I have even read some imaginary ones Kane, Abel etc. The people who really set me off were Bill Clinton and Pamela Anderson. They were probably the ignition sparks that set my imagination er...memory rolling. And the moment I heard about their attempts, I knew my time had come. It was now or never. I just couldn't resist the temptation of the media glare, the controversies that I'd start and most important thing the money I'd get as an author. Ofcourse, I'll add a note that everything that I'd receive would go to charity. And I almost forgot the movie rights. Man, I just can't wait to see those things happen. Imagine a movie on me. Hmmm..it really feels good to think. Probably, I'll also drop in at Gangarams and sign a few copies of my book. So, in the following blogs you'll be reading my about my life story. Ofcourse, they are going to be achronous but that can't be helped because the I just forgot to add the Time field in my Bala_Life_Events table. And there is no other way of data retrieval that can produce result in sorted according to the time. So, fasten your seat belts ladies and gentlemen....